12 Valentines Jokes and Riddles

Valentines Jokes

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”

<strong>Jokes and Riddles</strong>

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

<strong>Jokes for Kids</strong>

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!

Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: “I love you with all my art!”